Ji Wuxiu thinks it’ right to say something.
As long as people are unluck, he can choke on cold water.
He had just climbed a mountain, panting, he took out his bottle of water and took a few sips, and then choked to death inexplicably.
He didn’t recall the feeling of being choked to red face before, and he was stunned and didn’t come up with a breath of air. Ji Wuxiu looked at his dead body and wanted to cursed.
I just died like that?
And he’s dying so badly?
Ji Wuxiu’s face was blank, floating in mid-air. He hadn’t recovered his mind for a long time, and a ray of light fell from the horizon, hitting his body like a meteorite, and suddenly released a light in the dark night, covering his soul.
Vaguely, Ji Wuxiu heard a word.
【Ding! I rely on selling meng to upgrade the system starting up …]
The world in front of him seemed to become colorful, constantly twisted and stretched, like a grotesque painting, and he stands at the center and drifted with the current.
“Where is this?”
Ji Wuxiu looked around with a trace of fear and panicked expression on his face.
【Ding! The system starts successfully. Hello host. 】
The stereotyped voice sounded at this moment, which made Ji Wuxiu instantly energized. He was not afraid that the sound came so suddenly and strangely, he was afraid that he would be thrown into this strange space until the end of the world.
“Hello… hello.” Ji Wuxiu swallowed nervously.
Anyway, he has also read many system type novel, and he has a vague understanding of what was going on.
【This system is called “I rely on selling Meng to upgrade. Will you bind with it?” 】
I rely on selling meng … to upgrade?
Ji Wuxiu whispered in his heart, his expression was strange.
The name seems …
Ji Wuxiu thought flashed, and the stereotyped voice came from his ear again.
【The binding is complete. It is detected that your original body is dead, and a new body is being created for you. I hope you can use it happily. 】
“I haven’t agreed yet …” Ji Wuxiu didn’t expect that the system could operate like this, and decided everything on it’s own initiative.
The grotesque and distorted space in front of him disappeared instantly, and a feeling of squeezing his soul came, making Ji Wuxiu’s eyes darken and completely fainted.
He don’t know how long after that, there seems to be birds singing in his ears, and it is very pleasant, the air is filled with a forest-like atmosphere, fresh and pleasant.
Ji Wuxiu moved his eyelids to wake up, and stare at the sky, it was a clear blue sky without any trace of cloud, crystal clear like a sapphire. He was also surrounded by dense forests and bushes.
“Where is this?”
Ji Wuxiu didn’t feel any emotion for the beauty in front of him, but got up in a panic. The next second, he was stunned by the furry paws in front of him.
This … what the hell is this?
Ji Wuxiu was scared back a few steps, and the furry claws seemed to be dominated by himself, and completed the move backward, although the whole set of actions seemed very clumsy and slow.
Is this my … hand
Ji Wuxiu’s throat was dry, and he even wanted to laugh awkwardly.
This joke is not funny at all.
Vaguely, he seemed to remember what the system said before, and instantly realized that all this must be done by the system.
“Wu … wuwu.”
—System, you come out!
Ji Wuxiu’s eyes widened in disbelief, and he faintly called the system again.
“Wuuwu!” The tender cry with a hint of softness, like a coquettish.
This is definitely not his own voice.
Ji Wuxiu let another whimper, calling the system anxiously.
【Ding! Host, please be assured that this system can perceive your thoughts through brain waves, please talk to this system in your heart. 】
Ji Wuxiu suppressed his complicated thoughts and forced himself to calm down.
“What exactly is going on?”
Thought flashed quuckly in his heart, and the system quickly responded.
【Because your body has been completely destroyed, this system has created a new body for you to resurrect smoothly. 】
Ji Wuxiu’s paws were shaking more violently, and his mood was very restless, but he still carefully suggested in his heart, “Can’t you create the same body for me as before?”
The tone of the system is cold, with a hint of reason:【Because the full name of this system is called I Rely on Selling Meng to Upgrade, your previous body does not meet the requirements of this system at all. 】
Ji Wuxiu retorted subconsciously: “Where do I not meet the requirements?”
【Please Host, go see your new body by the river. 】
Ji Wuxiu couldn’t wait to roll his eyes, but he still choose to obey the system. He awkwardly steered the body to the river and walked upright with his clumsy feet on the ground. This strong changes made him very irritable. He want to curse people.
But now, he can only swallow.
After finally climbing to the river, Ji Wuxiu patted his face, and was so frightened that he sat down and leaned back and forth.
“This … this is it?” Ji Wuxiu swallowed and finally began to look at himself seriously.
From the paws to the upper body, they are covered with black fur, like wearing a vest, while the abdomen has soft and white fur.
What shocked him the most was that the reflection on the river was a face that looked extraordinarily innocent, with dark circles covering the eyes, drooping and innocent, and two semi-circular black ears on top of his head. Even himself, the urge to reach out and squeeze involuntarily emerged at first glance.
It’s too-adorable.
It seems that the panda he possesses seems to be only a few months old, naive, immature and harmless.
【Ding! Does the Host understand now? 】
Ji Wuxiu looked stunned: “I’ve been taught …”
Even if his original body is excellent, it is absolutely impossible to compare to the cuteness that the world has dumped for this—the National Treasure Panda!
But……
“What does this have to do with me?” Ji Wuxiu asked the system in his heart.
Even if the panda is cute, again, he still wants his original body.
【Host, your body has been completely destroyed, you can only use this body to survive, and strive to obtain meng value, and you can have a human form after you reach a certain level. 】
The stereotyped voice was as calm as ever, but this sentence was full of temptation when Ji Wuxiu heard it. He also knew that his body had been destroyed, and now he can only count on this system.
“So what is this Meng value? How do you get it?” Ji Wuxiu asked in his heart.
【Ding! The Meng value is obtained by selling meng to creature who adores you. Every time you sell meng, you must act with something new, creative, and fresh, that makes the creatures want to stop, and their heart must tremble to succeed. The Meng value will successfully obtain through the other party’s mood fluctuations. 】
Ji Wuxiu was expressionless with a panda face, feeling so heavy that he wanted to drink and play cards.
He is a dignified man, and he will have a living by selling Meng from now on.
This fucking life may really not be good.
Seemingly, feeling the despair of the host, the silent system suddenly came up and said:【Host, the more meng value you harvest, the more your combat effectiveness will increase accordingly. 】
The black and white creature by the river seemed to tremble, and the furry face were still lifeless, but due to the drooping dark circles, the desperate face of the panda became silly and harmless.
“Let me have a quiet place first.” Ji Wuxiu, the little panda who had now seemed to be only a few months old, sighed heavily.
After a long time, the Panda who wanted to drink and play cards, took a long time to crawl up, and his face is as silly as ever.
It seems that in the future, he will really need to make a living out of this.
Although it is shameful to think about it.
But for the great and noble dream, everything can be sacrificed.
【Ding! Now that you’re up, better try to adapt to this body quickly! 】
Ji Wuxiu thought for a while and felt that the system was right. He started to work hard to adapt to control the body, moving forward on all fours with alternating steps. The whole movement was clumsy and slow.
His new body is only a few months old and there is no way to compare with an adult panda.
But Ji Wuxiu continued to exercise with patience while talking to the system in his heart.
“Oh, system, where is this place?”
【Ding! This system doesn’t know. 】
Ji Wuxiu’s eyes widened, and he paused slightly, “You brought me here, why don’t you know?”
The other systems in the novels he read are omnipotent and omniscient.
【Host, this system is upgraded by selling Meng. It is different from other fabulous Jian goods systems. It requires no effort, no hard work, and no talents are needed. You only need to sell Meng, and the points will be available. 】
Ji Wuxiu: “What you said makes sense, I have nothing to say.”
But speaking of something, Ji Wuxiu was curious.
“As a system, don’t you have any tasks that I need to complete?”
【Ding! This system is upgraded by selling Meng. No other system is so fancy, you only need to work hard to study how to sell new ideas, how to sell creativity, and how to sell meng that makes people and other creatures want to raise you. Only by doing this can you easily conquer all creatures. 】
Ji Wuxiu was silent for a while, and praised against his will: “Great.”
—
The sun hanging in the sky quickly set down the mountain.
The creature lying on the tree licked it’s mouth, staring at the little prey not far away, and it’s pupils reflected a blank look.
It has lived here for so long and has never seen such an ugly animal.
Never!
—
After Ji Wuxiu walked for a while, he was exhausted and panting. He quickly found a strong tree trunk and sat down with his butt. His body suddenly look like a fluffy bun.
Ah really comfortable.
Mr. Panda leaned lazily on the tree trunk. His postures were extremely skillful, and he whistled like a rogue.
Although the nonsense whistle turns into a gentle hum.
He looked around, scratching his belly, and the fluffy flesh shuddered.
The Author [Yòu Mò] has something to say:
I started writing! It’s been a long time. QAQ I hopes everyone to like this book!!!!
For me, I’m a little nervous, I don’t know if this book has improved compared to the previous one. But I’m still happy~I hope everyone will comment on it!
I love you!
Translator’s Note:
Welcome to this meng meng story!! This looks great and fluffy so we’ll try on this together! I hope it doesn’t disappoint. I’ll translate it while reading. Hmm~
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