Chapter 5–Selling Meng

At noon, the sun is shining brightly, but in the forest, you can’t feel the slight sweltering heat. On the contrary, it is exceptionally cool. This is undoubtedly a good thing for Ji Wuxiu, who is wearing a thick fur.

Just……

He stared with his small eyes, his expression is slightly uneasy while shaking his butt uncomfortably, and the panda paw stepped on the void, clutching the tree trunk tightly and swallowed. “System … I think I’m gonna die from falling down.”

The system did not take this to heart and frankly say:【Host, you are only half a meter high from the ground, you can just jump and not be beaten to death.】

Ji Wuxiu was silent for a seconds, and then looked down carefully. The sense of weightlessness suddenly rushed to his face. He quickly hugged the tree trunk again, he was so nervous in his heart, but still, only the silly looked could be seen from his face.

Only the uneasy panda paws were shaking.

【Be strong host! You are no longer the former you.】

Ji Wuxiu was crying without tears, knowing that it was not easy to climb down a tree.

The result is now, he can only get stuck in the branches of the tree, and his fur is basked on the sun. He is more swell than before and finally looks like a real fur ball.

But he hadn’t eaten all day and night, and his stomach kept groaning.

Ji Wuxiu took a deep breath and gave himself enough psychological strength. Finally, he slid down carefully holding the branch of the tree. Thanks to the strength of his claw, he clung to the trunk tightly to gave his body support, so that he would not fall.

After some strenuous effort, Ji Wuxiu landed in a panic, and his wild-beating heart finally calmed down. Ji Wuxiu landed on his four limbs, looking around while walking in a clumsy step and taking a look to see what can he fill on his stomach.

After a seconds, Ji Wuxiu sat on the grass and looked up at the red fruit hanging on the tree. As a panda, his nose was slightly sensitive, he turned his head and tried to sniff the fruit.

It smells like an apple, although it doesn’t look like it.

At least, this fruit looks huge, more than twice the size of the apple he saw on the earth.

Want to eat …

Ji Wuxiu couldn’t help swallowing, the panda’s eyes were full of desire.

However, this tree is too high, he doesn’t want to experience the feeling of climbing the tree again.

At the thought of this, Ji Wuxiu’s fat back curled into a ball, and he groaned in despair.

Not far away, a slight sound suddenly came.

Ji Wuxiu was startled and his fur shook then he quickly got up. He looked at the depth of the lawn with a lifeless face, his eyes full of vigilance and caution.

A black tail with no trace of white fur was erected, dangling non-stop, indicating the good mood of the owner.

Ji Wuxiu was stunned for a long time. He suddenly felt that this tail was very familiar.

Finally, there was a movement in the lawn, the same black butt also came out, then the whole body, smooth and vigorous body, and lastly, the cold eyes.

There was a moment of silence.

The black and white creature stared at the black panther with a cold face for three seconds.

Ji Wuxiu slacked off suddenly, his eyebrows became more frustrated.

Because the black panther had a wild boar almost as small as a calf in its mouth, and the bloody smell on it fully showed that it was definitely a freshly killed prey.

Ji Wuxiu couldn’t help but slumped down and sighed sadly.

The black panther instantly stood upright, its ears folded. The black panther with a good memory suddenly remembered the feeling of spicy eyes yesterday. It suddenly retreated a few steps.

The panda was slightly stunned and has a guilty conscience, its eyes was complicated.

Ji Wuxiu moved his butt and gave way. Even his eyes were too lazy to give alms to the black panther, he only stared at the wild boar.

So hungry …

hungry……

He wanted to grab the wild boar, but he didn’t know how to handle the boar, not to mention the fire. These things are a bit difficult for a person to start, let alone a panda.

Ji Wuxiu felt that he needed the help of the system very much at this time.

“System, can’t you provide me any help?”

The system amswered with a cold tone:【 Host! Compared with other systems, the upgrade path of this system is already quite low, and the difficulty is also the lowest. If you need the help of the system even at this point, isn’t it a bit shameless?】

Ji Wuxiu deeply reflected on the words of the system, and finally came to the conclusion that–what the system said are all farse.

“How did you explain about the two animals before that?”

The system choked and reply in an instant:【Cough, host that was an accident, you have to believe in this system.】


Ji Wuxiu protested in silence.

It seem to realize that its words are indeed mixed with water, and the system tone softens:【Host! You can use your own selling talent to solve the problem of eating, which is definitely the easiest, fastest and most convenient way.】

Ji Wuxiu thought, he didn’t want to do what the system said.

He was afraid that when he sell meng, the final result is–all animals feel that he is ugly.

Can it still be fine?

The system suddenly had nothing to say, and could only pretend to play dead.

There is only one panda sitting in the spot, and then climbed up after a second, ready to find food.

Ji Wuxiu walked for a while, and found a creature not far away that looked like a hedgehog, with a few fruits on its back, which seemed to be transported to the cave.

Ji Wuxiu blushed and finally ready himself.

He is now a panda, and the nature competition itself is cruel.

Today, even if I did not snatch your fruit, there will be other animals that will take it away.

He can only say sorry.

Ji Wuxiu rubbed his stomach and walked quietly.

But soon, the hedgehog discovered Ji Wuxiu, too scared, it form a thorn ball, and curled tightly.

Ji Wuxiu’s eyes lit up, and make a sound of laughing at the hedgehog.

Does this hedgehog think that this thornball can repel the panda?
It’s really naive.

Looking around, Ji Wuxiu soon picked up a tree branch, and then took the fruit from the hedgehog and hugged it in his arms. Fortunately, he was able to hold these apples because of his wide palm.

The creature like a hedgehog couldn’t help shaking its body in anger, but it still didn’t dare to show its head, and watched the fat, strange creature take away the fruit that it finally got.

Ji Wuxiu found a clean place and leaned on the tree trunk to start chewing the fruit. Although the fruit was slightly sour, it was better than none. He ate several fruits in succession and the wild grass that he pulled smoothly. Too full.

The meal was not very good.

But Ji Wuxiu was already very satisfied.

The black panther was lying on the trunk, deliberately shaking the tree branch.

Ji Wuxiu raised his head, his lifeless face was as silly as ever, but his mood was very angry that he wanted to show his mighty paw to the Black Panther.

Because he seemed to see the ridicule from the eyes of the black panther.

The black panther slightly licked his still bloody mouth, patting the wild boar hanging on the treetop with a deliberately slow speed, and gave a showy roar.

Childish black panther.

Ji Wuxiu quickly put the label on the black panther. Moved his butt and not bothered by the sight.

The black leopard stared at Ji Wuxiu’s back, even more proud, his long tail swaying sharply, trembling.

Ji Wuxiu lay on the side on the lawn, his legs splayed naturally, and occasionally sway from time to time, and he could not help but doze off.

Trying to keep his eyes wide open, Ji Wuxiu felt that his situation was obviously wrong right now.

“System, there’s something wrong with my physical condition.”

It was just less than three hours since he woke up. Why was he sleepy again?

The system is slightly disappointed:【Ding! The panda creature used to sleep most of the time, and only when it sleeps can it show its cuteness. 】

Ji Wuxiu yawned and slowly making himself into a ball, sulling his eyes, still insisting on not going to sleep.

The system didn’t say anything at the moment, just told Ji Wuxiu not to forget to study the panda’s skills to sell meng. However, for Ji Wuxiu, who was struggling with sleepiness, the system’s talking made him feel more sleepy.

Really sleepy …

Ji Wuxiu yawned again while covering his mouth. Physiological tears burst out and wet the fur around his eyes. However, it still couldn’t see whether the black and white creature closed its eyes.

The black panther was lying on the treetop, squinting lazily, the sun was shining brightly, and it was shining with the tip of its tail, staring at the prey from time to time.

–Really ugly.


Translator’s Note:

Poor hedgehog! The natural selection is surely cruel. But the panda needs to eat so (>_>) we turning a blind eye.

Anw, those animals are all aesthetically distorted!!! They don’t have a sense of meng so don’t lose confidence JWX. Ur the national treasure of the world! Ur the most adorable creature~

Anw, Here’s an early update coz I need to complete my school works ASAP!!! So see u on saturday or maybe next week???

Chapter 4–On the First Day of Being a Panda

Ji Wuxiu carefully recalled the various actions of the panda on the video, recalling for a long time, he could only think of the panda lying on a tree branch with a silly face looking at the distance.


Or leaning on a stone to focus on eating a bamboo, the little feet swaying constantly. Every action is natural, there is no need to deliberately sell cuteness.


Ji Wuxiu had no way to start, and scratched his head anxiously.


The system seems to be unable to see the former, prompting:【Ding! It is recommended that the host lure it with your cute little eyes!】


Ji Wuxiu’s eyes lit up, and the panda’s paws started rubbing it’s eyes until he felt his eyes watery, before putting down his paws and making a woeful sound to attract the spotted deer.


Sika deer frightened back: “…”


After a moment of silence, the system’s dry voice sounded:【Ding! Selling meng is invalid, the creature’s IQ is too low, and there is no cute aesthetic in it’s mind.】


Ji Wuxiu was stunned, and then frantically slapped the ground, making an angry roar, “Then you still let me sell meng!”


The system stopped talking and started to play dead.


The sika deer was startled by Ji Wuxiu’s anger, and because of it’s timid nature, it immediately jumped to a distance and fled. It could no longer be seen.


The wind swirled around the leaves, and fluttered.


Ji Wuxiu’s mood at the moment is like this leaf, full of sadness.


What’s wrong with this world?


Why is the image of a panda selling Meng by its strength has been frustrating and repeatedly failed here.


For Ji Wuxiu, who is a cheerful person, this is undoubtedly the most bleak period in his career.


So tired, he don’t want to sell meng anymore.


Ji Wuxiu vented out his anger at the grass beside him by pulling it. He chewed it in his mouth for a while. The taste of the grass filled his mouth, which made Ji Wuxiu’s mood much better.


Forget it, I’m not selling meng anymore!


The system has been silent the whole time, for fear of causing Ji Wuxiu to be unhappy.


At this moment, Ji Wuxiu put his arms together and lay down, still chewing the grass carelessly in his mouth, and his furry face was as adorable as before, full of cuteness.


Ji Wuxiu’s mouth moved regularly, and soon, he ate up most of the grass.


The sun soon set down on the mountain, and the forest that was originally covered with golden rays gradually changed from romantic to gloomy.


Ji Wuxiu looked at his fluffy body, rubbed the fur standing upright and climbed up. He was slightly worried and said to the system: “System, it’s already dark.”


The playing-dead system suddenly went alive in a second:【Ding! It is recommended that the host find a safe hiding place as soon as possible and spend this dangerous night in the forest.】


Ji Wuxiu was silent, and his silly face showed a little dissatisfaction. “As a system, don’t you have any advantage?”


Even if he was wearing this animal skin, he was still a human who was afraid of the forest at night.


Not to mention that after experiencing the two failures of selling meng, he has lost confidence in himself. Living in such a dangerous forest is not just a matter of play. Life cannot be taken carelessly.


The system was also a little guilty:【It was all an accident.】


Ji Wuxiu didn’t want to argue with the system about this meaningless thing anymore. He was nervous and looked around saying, “Do you know what dangerous creatures are nearby?”


After all, this is not the earth anymore. He doesn’t know if there are strange things in this place.


【Ding! This system is just for you to upgrade by selling meng, I am not responsible for other businesses.】


Ji Wuxiu was silent for a while, taking a deep breath, and suppressed the forthcoming anger. Now is not the time to be angry.


“System, don’t you have anything like novice protection?”


The system is impassioned and with a touch of pride:【Ding! This system is designed to sell Meng … No need for any novice protection, the method is relying on Meng to reach the pinnacle of life. What golden finger? What immortality? Those are not as fast as selling Meng to upgrade.】


Ji Wuxiu was speechless.


The night was getting deeper, and Ji Wuxiu couldn’t care about anything else. He quickly began to search for a place to stay. Fortunately, his new body would not be affected by the night, otherwise he would not dare to walk around.


Soon a dead tree hole caught Ji Wuxiu’s attention. The hole was of the right size and suitable for hiding.


Ji Wuxiu’s eyes lit up, and with a small unstable step, he ran over. The flesh on his body fluttered and looked quite fluffy. He wasn’t close to the tree hole yet when a scent of fragrance drifted and a whimper came that contains the meaning of warning.


This scent is familiar.


Ji Wuxiu continued to sniffed with his nose, reminiscing of the strange but familiar scent, his silly face was full of bewilderement for the first time on being a panda.


After a while, the memory search failed.


Ji Wuxiu slowly looked around the tree hole and the hole seemed to be bottomless. Just thinking that there might be unknown creatures hidden inside, he felt horrified, and the idea of wanting to find out suddenly disappeared.


Exhausted, he decided to forget it.
An unknown existence is the most terrifying.


He couldn’t explain it inexplicably on the first day and gave up the tree hole. Ji Wuxiu decisively left, and continued to look for a second place to hide.


Looking for a long time, where there are holes suitable for hiding, there is a strange but warning smell. Ji Wuxiu comforted himself that he could not do something about the dove occupying the nest, and decisively left again.


Of course, he firmly refused to admit that he was afraid to face the creatures in the hole. He was not afraid of fighting. He was just afraid that he could not fight … the other party, provoking others to be beaten.


Whether he is a man or a panda, he can flex his arms and fight with it.


After a period of silence, the system finally couldn’t help but reminded:【Host, Panda has a talent for climbing trees.】


Ji Wuxiu also followed the silence.


—Almost forgot.


The panda seems to have zero combat power and it is clumsy and slow. It seems it can stumble even a few steps, but that can’t hide that the panda is a fighting race. It is almost vicious that even a wolf dare not mess with it.


More importantly, as a clumsy-looking panda, it is actually a little tree climber, and its limbs can be as flexible as humans.


Ji Wuxiu looked up and quickly locked on a tree.


The trunk of this tree is thick and lush, and it looks very strong. It should be able to bear his weight.


After the evaluation, Ji Wuxiu rubbed his paw and straightened his waist.

Finally, Ji Wuxiu did not forget to do a few warm-up exercises.


After the warm-up, Ji Wuxiu exhaled slightly, the silly panda’s face was dignified. The panda’s paw was carefully attached to the trunk, then the claws were clasped tightly, and his whole body was forced to climb upward …


After a few seconds of struggle, the black and white creature began to pant, and it’s silly face was full of disbelief.


—This is impossible!


Other pandas have successfully climbed a tree, why can’t he do it?


Ji Wuxiu climbed again, this time using both arms and feet.


Obviously, every muscle on his whole body is working hard, but he don’t know whether it is because his body is too fat, but Ji Wuxiu still tossed a few times and still couldn’t climb up. His hind foot was desperately pedaling, but still, he was slowly sliding down and sitting on the ground with his buttock.


Ji Wuxiu couldn’t believed it, and asked the system in his heart: “Are you sure the panda’s tree-climbing skills are applicable with me?”


In the video, there are so many giant pandas climbing trees and turning their heads around. How come they are all wasteful on me?


The tone of the system is also in doubt:【This is impossible……】


Regardless of whether it is impossible or not, Ji Wuxiu refused to admit that he could not do it.


He never gave up when he was a man.
The same is true of being a panda.


Suddenly, the pupils in the big eyes were burning with fire, and the black and white creature seemed to roar three times. The claws were desperately clasped into the tree, the arms were tightened and then pushed hard. The eyes suddenly lifted…


It was already llate to continue to climb up, and Ji Wuxia finally climbed to the book fork nearly half a meter high from the ground. He rode carefully on the branch, leaning his chest against the trunk and tilted his head on the leaves. His face is vicissitudes and lifeless.


—So tired.


Ji Wuxiu shook his arms and little feet dangling in the air, fully explaining what it’s looks to be lazy.


As night go deep, the stars flickered, and there was a bright moon in the middle, but this bright moon was completely different from the earth, because it turned out to be blood red.


Ji Wuxiu was so surprised that he quickly called on the system: “System, this is is really not the earth.”


The system was silent for a few seconds, and it seemed to be thinking of something. Then a cold and unsteady sound was heard:【Host … Are you sad?】


Recalling the previous sad appearance of the host, the system still has a lingering fear.


Ji Wuxiu was at a loss for three seconds before he realized the meaning of what the system said. He suddenly fell silent, and then said to the system in his heart: “It’s not that I’m not sad, but I can’t go back.”


【Ding! At this point, you can rest assured that although the Selling Meng is not as fancy as other systems, this system also comes with a traversal function. As long as you upgrade to a full level, you can return to the earth!】


Full level?


Ji Wuxiu straightened up quickly, “As long as I work hard to upgrade to the full level?”


The black and white creature suddenly have a hope in the eyes, as if the previous depression was swept away, leaving only the fighting spirit.


【Correct! So the host need to cheer up, this system is optimistic about you!】


Ji Wuxiu suddenly put down his worry. Although he knew that the so-called full level must be very difficult, but at least he had goals and hopes, even if it was difficult to achieve …it was better than the effort of seeing no hope.


Ji Wuxia seep well all night.


The forest was filled with mist , and it filled it, and could hardly see the sight in the distance.


And on a certain branch, there is a fur ball that seems to grow on the tree. The black and white fur color makes it stand out in this green forest.


The little panda laaid on the branch of the tree and slept very sweetly.


Even though it’s eyes were closed, the dark circles made it look as if it was not asleep, and the drooping innocent eyes made it look so dejected and lifeless.


When the sunlight fell on the forest, the mist dissipates, the cold forest finally comes alive, and all living things begin a busy day for survival.


The creature on the tree branch also moved, slowly crawling up, rubbing its eyes awkwardly, and making a long, humming sound, as if muttering something.


“System, what time is it?”


【Ding! Host, you have been sleeping for twelve hours and it is now noon.】


The black and white fur ball was startled and ask unbelievable: “I actually slept for so long?”


The tone of the system is reasonable:【This is normal. The lazier the panda is, the more adorable it will be. If you change to a human, you will be scorned if you are lazy and greedy.】


Ji Wuxiu: “I’ve been taught …”


Translator’s Note:

Wait I cant with the fact that he cant climb up a tree HAHHAHAHAHAHHA maybe JWX’s butt is too big?? I want to be a pandaaaa ahhhh~ I just want to sleep, eat and sleep in repeat \<(& ○ &)>/


Chapter 3–The World’s Number One Most Adorable Creature

A gust of cool breeze blew through the panda cubs’ messy fur, which was rather pitiful.


The system was silent for a long time, and slightly comforting:【This is an accident, the host should not be discouraged.】


The black and white creature trembles, and its lifeless face is full of grief and indignation. “Why is this so?”


The system is still dedicated on comforting the host:【It is the aesthetic abnormality of the Lightning Leopard, other creatures will not be like this, rest assured host.】


The system’s vows made Ji Wuxiu regain his spirit, slowly stood up, and patted the paw print that the leopard stepped on the white hair.


At this moment, the ten-second spicy-eyes buff has not passed yet, the black panther is still screaming and rolling, and the claws of the leopard are spread out because of the struggle, revealing the pink flesh pad, making an image of mighty and cold panther. None at all.


Well, such a ruthless black panther turned out to be crazy.


The Panda’s fluffy face was lifeless, and his black eyes were staring at the black panther’s one-man play, which was a very entertaining.


You actually hate me, now, look at how ugly you are!


This leopard is simply too much, not only looks down on his nirvanic skills, but also insulted his body’s natural cuteness.


Thinking about it for the first time that he came out to sell Meng, although he is unfamiliar with the skills, but it is still justifiable.


But this leopard think he’s ugly …


Ugly……


Ugly to have tears on its eyes.


It’s simply unbearable!


Ji Wuxiu’s eyes instantly ignited a raging fire, shaking his soft and fluffy fur, the panther body shooked, and like a sumo actor, he stomped his feet. The majestic body of the Panda flew to the Black Panther immediately and raised his paws. It was a Panda shot.


—Kill you ugly!


Ji Wuxiu’s two paws took turns for a while, directly hitting the Black Panther even more miserably.


“Howling—” The black panther roared with rage, his ears folded into a plane ears, he grinned at Ji Wuxiu’s fangs, and struck his butt to make a shocking sound, his pupils were full of anger at Ji Wuxiu.


Seeing this, and you are still not convinced?


Ji Wuxiu stood with his body, and his round belly looked more conspicuous. He shook his fat and fluffy panda’s paws, indicating how powerful his fist was!


See how domineering I am!


The Black Panther was stunned and refused to accept his defeat. He also lifted his paws, learning to shake his paws like Ji Wuxiu, and the tender flesh pads appeared instantly.


There was a moment of silence.


Ji Wuxiu made a silent chuckle, because his panda paws are much larger than that of the leopard!


The more he thought about it, Ji Wuxiu’s plump body trembled, and even patted his thighs with his claws. He was overjoyed. The eyes that were originally covered with dark circles looked even more … inconspicuous.


The Black Panther roared in anger, the sharp nails flicked and shook, and the vertical pupil was full of stubbornness.


Despite the lack of language, Ji Wuxiu still understood the meaning of the black panther. His furry face seemed to show a smile, and then brushed his sharp nails.


More importantly … Even the nails are longer and much thicker than the Black Panther.


The Black Panther quickly retracted its paws and snarled angrily, and the long tail behind it shook hurriedly.


Ji Wuxiu couldn’t help but slap the Black Panther.


Who are you yelling at ah?!


The Black Panther jumped, but dare not step forward. It only hover a little hesitantly, seeming to consider how to sneak attack.


Ji Wuxiu’s lifeless eyes widened instantly, this leopard still wanted to attack me?


Black Panther who knows nothing: “???”


Ji Wuxiu’s paw suddenly lifted up again, and shot towards the wide-eyed panther’s face. A violent sound shook the valley, a wave of leaves swayed, a flock of birds flew up, and shivered.


The Black Panther was beaten and wailed in a hurry, seeming to beg for mercy.


After a few hits, Ji Wuxiu stopped breathlessly and took a few steps back to sit directly on the ground. He didn’t want to move after a being tired. His round back curled into a fur ball, and his thick and silly face was as lifeless as ever, as if depressed every day.


So tired …


Taking advantage of this opportunity, the Panther finally lifted from the state of being slammed on the ground, and was scared to get up quickly. The vertical pupil was full of panic. The first reaction was to immediately turn around and run away, limping and disappearing at the end of the forest. And then It’s gone.


From beginning to end, this Black Panther never looked back.


It’s like being afraid of having a spicy eyes again.


Ji Wuxiu felt even more angry.
This black panther is absolutely aesthetically distorted!


After a while, the black and white creature couldn’t help crawling up slowly, walking clumsily with his limbs, and moved to the soft grass to sat down again, regardless of how poor the grass under the butt was.


The Panda sighed quite humanly, and his soft, slumped body curled up, and it looked like a ball of fur from the side, still black and white.


Due to the drooping dark circles, the round face seemed to contain infinite worries.


“System, I may really not be suitable for selling meng.”


The system that has not spoken for a long time seems to know that the host is in a depressed mood, so it cautiously said:【Host, this time, it is really an accident, your form is the result of precise calculation by the system. With this form, the chance of selling meng is absolutely 100%. Hundred percent success.】


Ji Wuxiu shook his feet, leaned on the trunk and pat his mouth, his face was full of sorrows, “Forget it, those are not important, the important thing is what should I eat today?”


As a panda, and also a panda that is only a few months old, Ji Wuxiu’s wandering eyes constantly observe the surroundings, looking for the national treasure’s favorite food—bamboo.


The system replies in time:【 Ding! The panda’s staple food is bamboo, and it also consumes a small amount of meat, as well as wildflowers, vines, weeds, honey and so on.】


That means, the host needn’t just look for the bamboo!


The reply of the system has always felt a little bit lacking, “System, shouldn’t there be bamboo here?”


The system is a little guilty:【This … you sell more meng, and you’ll have bamboo.】


Ji Wuxiu couldn’t help but shudder in his heart, shaking his paw, “What do you mean?”


He don’t know why. As a human, he has no obsession with bamboo, but since he became a panda, he vowed that he just couldn’t help being angry after hearing that he could n’t eat bamboo!


The system mumbled:【It means literally…】


Ji Wuxiu’s eyes were red, his paws slammed on the trunk, leaving a series of shallow scratches, “Clarify what is going on!”


The system answer quickly: 【It is that the host are no longer on the earth, there is no panda here, so there is also no bamboo.】


Ji Wuxiu’s body shook, sitting down on the his butt, and his face with black circles was lifeless, “I’m not on Earth anymore?”


When saying this, Ji Wuxiu’s voice felt a hint of daze.


Even though he died before, and then had a system, he finally came back to life, even if he became a panda, he was not as dazed as he is now.


Just like a duckweed without roots, he loses the courage to survive on this place.


The system was taken aback, and quickly appeased hin:【Host, now is not the time for you to get into hesitation.】


Ji Wuxiu didn’t speak, and continued to bow his head, a few dull fur floating in his rounded little head, letting it sway in the wind.


At this time, the system seems to have a touch of humanity:【Host! Please say something! You can’t lose the courage to live now!】


The black and white panda still hangs its head down, stays motionless, and maintains his posture of leaning back and forth.


【I was wrong, host!】


The panda still didn’t move, but after a while, there was a snoring sound, and the body swayed with the purring sound. It was difficult for the round body to keep steady and it didn’t take long for it to slide down and lay on the lawn to sleep.


It looks like a thick, plump blanket.
Full of desires that make people want to lie down.


System:【……】


Ji Wuxiu was too tired … from death to rebirth, and then to experience himself becoming a panda, all kinds of things piled together, constantly stimulating his tense nerves, and when he finally relaxed, he fell sleep.


The system was thoughtful and did not speak again.

The wind blew the leaves and made a sound, but it still didn’t wake up the sleeping panda.


Ji Wuxiu didn’t know how long he slept. He even had a dream. He dreamed that he conquered the whole world as a panda. Everyone was crazy for him and exclaimed a **** for his meng skills.


Countless cameras and lenses are constantly shooting at himself.


Afraid to miss every moment of his cuteness.


Ji Wuxiu smashed his mouth and made a laugh.


【Host……】


【Host … Wake up quickly.】


Ji Wuxiu was stunned. It was so noisy that he could n’t sleep anymore. He opened his eyes irritably. And before he said anything, he was screamed by the system in his mind:【Stop sleeping! See if there’s anyone behind you. The Sika deer, you must seize this opportunity and work hard to sell meng!】


Ji Wuxiu quickly picked up his energy, and he didn’t care about pulling the skin with the system. He got up with his limbs, and his agile movements were almost not like the clumsy pandas before.

Ji Wuxiu looked around, widened his eyes and staring hard, he did not forget to ask the system: “Where?”


【Behind you … just turn around.】


The voice of the system was extremely calm, and no emotion could be heard, but Ji Wuxiu couldn’t help but blush his old face. Fortunately, with his thick skin, it couldn’t be seen at all, and nodded hard, “I know.”


The spotted deer squinted its watery eyes and stared at this strange creature curiously.


It has never seen such a strange creature.


—So fat and ugly …


The black-and-white creature slowly turned around, revealing a silly and honest, but still a sullen face, especially the conspicuous drooping dark circles, which made the sika deer startled and couldn’t help it.


—Really ugly!


The Sika deer’s IQ is not high, but instinctively feels that this creature is weak, so weak that it can bully itself at will, which makes it less nervous, relaxes its muscles slightly, and stares at the creature with a more curious eye.


Ji Wuxiu was a little guilty at the moment, staring at this apparently cute and adorable sika deer, and said to the system with a guilty tone: “I think this sika deer looks at its face every day and is definitely immune to my luring.”


The tone of the system is cold:【Host, your image is the number one most adorable creature in the world voted by the people of the earth, do you understand?】


What that means is—a sika deer in every area, in a tumultuous sprout state, is simply unbearable.


Hearing this, Ji Wuxiu’s blushed again, he said daringly, “I’ll try it.”


Realizing that selling the first order of Meng is about to succeed, the voice of the system is a little more excited: 【Hosts, come on!】

The Author [右默] has something to say:

Chapter three, I am a little nervous, I don’t know if it ’s written well, I feel like it ’s not as good as I imagined, everyone should also remember to give feedback, I ’m afraid I ’m not making progress and let everyone be disappointed with this book. QAQ blue lean mushrooms.

Translator’s Note:

But this leopard think he's ugly ... Ugly…… 
Ugly to have tears on its eyes. 
It's simply unbearable! 

QAQ. Poor mc. They have no eyes! Have no sense of cuteness!!


Chapter 2– Too Ugly

The breeze brushed by the little creature, and the coolness everywhere just happened to make it feel very happy. With a bright face, the panda still looked frustrated and dejected.


After a while, the Panda’s expression gradually condensed, and he looked around again, as if searching for something, and finally said heavily to the system: “System, I think I should eat.”


The system seems to be silent for a while:【Host, you have to solve this matter by yourself. You are no longer the former you. You can now solve all problems by selling Meng. 】


The Panda looked stunned, rubbing his belly that was still round and fluffy, even though he was hungry.
Mistakes, almost forgot that I can eat by my face now.


The system seems to want to encourage the host, saying:【Try to accumulate Meng value, there are many good things in this system waiting for you to exchange. 】


Ji Wuxiu curiously said, “What’s in it?”


The system brought up a semi-transparent virtual screen and displayed it in front of Ji Wuxiu, signaling it to look at the large number of goods.


【Ding! Host have you seen that? As long as you sell meng and obtain meng values, you can buy whatever you want. The sole winner will definitely be you in the future. 】


Even though the system’s voice is as passionless as ever, Ji Wuxiu listened very excitedly. It was very clearl just now, the products in the system are almost unheard of, and there were almost as many types as possible.


It’s just that, all these things need to be exchange by selling meng and obtaining Meng value.


Clenching his furry paws into fists, Ji Wuxiu made a firm humming cry, and the panda’s eyes flashed with hope for the future.


——Everything is for selling Meng!

*****

The creature lying on the tree slowly got up and licked its mouth. It stretched its posture, butt slightly lifted, the claw brush out suddenly, and finally, it twisted its butt slowly and adjust the posture and make an upcoming attack pose.


It has been watching for a long time, and easily judge that the ugly creature is not threatening.


The most important thing is that this prey looks ugly.


It sneaked slowly, licking the corners of its mouth because of tension, revealing sharp teeth that shone with flashing cold light, and the dim sunlight fell on its shiny fur, reflecting a faint halo.


Suddenly—it came out from the dense leaves, jumped in midair, and some broken branches scattered around.


In the sun, its fur is black and bright, without a trace of impurities, and its smooth body is full of health and lethality that cannot be ignored.


—It fully shows that this is a healthy black panther in its peak state.


The Panda leaning on the tree trunk heard the roar, looked up in horror and witnessed the shocking scene of the black panther leaping.


—It’s a leopard!


Ji Wuxiu’s eyes widened, noticing that the black panther was coming towards himself. He didn’t understand what was going on. He got up with a whimper and ran far away.


The black panther landed lightly, the flesh pad concealed all sounds, and the vertical pupil stared at the strange creature closely, unable to help shaking its beard.


—Really ugly


Subsequently, the black panther quickly chased after the little panda, the smooth figure is like a forest elf, every move is full of violent beauty.


Ji Wuxiu ran forward in disarray at this moment, digging in wherever there were trees, in an atempt to prevent the black panther from approaching gradually.


While running, Ji Wuxiu screamed.
The hair was fluffy because of fear, and the big butt were very conspicuous in the green forest.


“System! System! What should I do!” Ji Wuxiu’s scalp tingled, calling the system in horror.


【Ding! Host, your body is personally created by the system. Even if you are just a rookie who has not been upgraded, it is not an animal that can be killed, not to mention—you can also conquer this black panther by selling meng! 】


Ji Wuxiu’s eyes lit up, yes, why didn’t he think of it before!


The black panther roared, accelerated its running speed, flexibly crossed an obstacle, and finally looked at the prey with greed, slamming a paw on the apparently fat prey—which looked delicious.


With a loud bang, Ji Wuxiu suddenly collapsed on the ground by a gravitational force. He’s unable to get up, and could only shake with his four limbs desperately, and cried in horror.


“Wuuuwuuu!” Help! The leopard is going to eat this panda!!


Just thinking that he was on the mercy of a black panther, his scalp was numb, and the something inside him stood up!


The panda’s paw subconsciously exerted force, and slapped a fan towards the black panther.


—Eat me, slap!


The panther’s face hurt, and then realized something, it quickly roared towards this ugly prey!


“Roar-Ao!”


The roar seemed to be blowing a faint wind, messing up the Panda’s fur, it shivered bonelessly, and his drooping eyes were full of terror.

Too … too scary.


【Host … I’m letting you sell meng … not letting you beat it. 】


Rao is at this moment, the tone has always been a gentle system, and it inevitably brings a trace of speechlessness.


The shivering Panda admitted that he only heard the previous sentence and forgot the latter.


“No … sorry, I’m so nervous.”


【This system is upgraded by selling Meng. It is no an ther krypton-gold system that upgrades 999 with a cut, nor is it a system that practices cultivation method and searched of spiritual treasures everywhere. We only need to sell Meng and act coquettish to conquer the world. … How can’t you be satisfied??】


The reprimanded Panda bowed his head, ashamed, and deeply reflected on his mistakes. He decided to listen to the system and sell meng to the black panther.


The black panther is still very angry, staring at this very ugly creature,
The system reminded:【Host! It’s time for you to conquer it. 】


Ji Wuxiu racked his brain and thought for a while. Finally, he made a soft sound, trying to reduce the aggressiveness of Black Panther.


The black panther looked down at the prey with cold eyes, and pressed it again on the ground with its paws in the panda’s fur, making a terrifying roar, “Oh-roar!”


It hurts …


Ji Wuxiu whimper, and his chubby limbs fluttered adorably.


Tears are coming out.


The Black Panther licked his mouth, amd was a little tangled.


In the past, it only needed to open its mouth and bite.


But now it’s a bit difficult, it doesn’t know where is better to bite.


Because this creature is very ugly everywhere, it is difficult to decide where to bite.


Ji Wuxiu’s painful face was tangled up, and he couldn’t help making a loud whimper.


“I’m dead, system! I really feel like I am dying.”


The system was silent for a while, it seemed to be lamenting for having such a stupid host, and the tone became somewhat hateful:【Host, do you remember what you are best at? 】


Ji Wuxiu’s tearful eyes were a little hazy and hesitanr: “Is it … drinking and playing cards?”


The system is silent again, and then raises the voice:【It is selling meng! You should be best at selling meng! 】


Ji Wuxiu couldn’t help but let out a mournful whimper, “I know!”


Why does it always forget its advantages!


【Okay, Host, then you must work hard to sell meng to this leopard. This is the first list in your panda’s life. You must do your best to upgrade. 】


Ji Wuxiu was nervous by the system’s remarks, and quickly searched the panda videos that he had watched in his memory, recalling the must-have techniques of selling meng of the national treasures.


At this moment, Black Panther gave up and decided to take a bite.


Ji Wuxiu quickly moved his butt and tried to express his willingness to turn over.


The black panther looked coldly from the sideline and refused decisively.


Too ugly.


Ji Wuxiu didn’t know why the Black Panther refused, but it couldn’t help it at the moment. He could only imitate the video in his memory and try to make a soft sound.


“Wooh ~ oooo ~”


By the way, he also tried to turn his head and blinked at the black panther, showing a cute smile.


The black panther’s cold eyes widened and instantly straightened its neck, its body stiff.


Ji Wuxiu blinked, with some incredible effects.


The system took this opportunity to cheer him up:【Have you seen it, host! This black panther has been lured by you!】


Ji Wuxiu was encouraged. While the Black Panther was relaxing, he flexibly turned his body to reveal his soft belly and performed a rolling action for the Black Panther. It is one of the panda’s nirvanic skills—roll it!


Ji Wuxiu was breathless after the performance, but was very satisfied with his performance just now.


Presumably, the Panther now … has been trembling with his cute action?


The Black Panther was silent for three seconds, raising its paws decisively and kept retreating.


Ji Wuxiu stood up, and somewhat in disbelied that he managed to escape the black panther’s claws!


The tone of the system is excited:【 Host! Continue to work hard, you must earn the Meng value. 】


Ji Wuxiu took it seriously, and thought the system make a lot of sense.


The Panda took a clumsy steps and walked woobly towards the black panther.


The Black Panther retreated subconsciously.


The Panda raised his head, his round face was as silly as ever.


The Black Panther couldn’t help but retreat.


The Panda moved forward again.


The Panther continued to retreat, and in the end, there’s no way back. The black panther’s grim face was full of panic.


As if to say, don’t come over!


Ji Wuxiu fluttered his eyelids, grinned, and showed a harmless smile, his fluffy little paws stretched out.


Let you touch the panda’s paws and feel the national treasure nirvanic skill.


The black leopard suddenly screamed and rolled with its eyes covered.


Too ugly……


Too ugly……


Ji Wuxiu was startled, took a few step back, and said blankly to the system: “What’s wrong with this black panther?”


The system is silent, and the sound seems to be full of disbelief:【Ding! Your cuteness makes “Lightning Leopard” uncomfortable.】


【Lightning Leopard Combat Power-1】


【Lightning Leopard has a ten-second spicy-eye buff. 】


【Selling Meng failed! It is recommended that the host make persistent efforts. 】


Ji Wuxiu: “…”

The Author [右默] has something to say:

Originally this chapter should put a list of mines, but it only affects reading at the beginning, wait for me to release the next chapter ~
As for the popular science, there are actually several kinds of panda calls. I heard a few panda calls and found that the panda calls are diversified, and some will call like cats, sometimes they will be the same as children.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh …
The pandas set in this article happen to be in their infancy, but if everyone reflects such a cry, I will change it.
Thank you all for your enthusiasm, oh my god, do you know, my first chapter is over a hundred comments! ! ! ! !
You are too enthusiastic! ! ! !
The funny thing is that your comments are very similar! ! ! It’s all saying that fortunately, I didn’t give up, but I waited until you → _ →.

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Chapter 1– Rebirth into a Panda

Ji Wuxiu thinks it’ right to say something.


As long as people are unluck, he can choke on cold water.


He had just climbed a mountain, panting, he took out his bottle of water and took a few sips, and then choked to death inexplicably.


He didn’t recall the feeling of being choked to red face before, and he was stunned and didn’t come up with a breath of air. Ji Wuxiu looked at his dead body and wanted to cursed.


I just died like that?


And he’s dying so badly?


Ji Wuxiu’s face was blank, floating in mid-air. He hadn’t recovered his mind for a long time, and a ray of light fell from the horizon, hitting his body like a meteorite, and suddenly released a light in the dark night, covering his soul.


Vaguely, Ji Wuxiu heard a word.


【Ding! I rely on selling meng to upgrade the system starting up …]


The world in front of him seemed to become colorful, constantly twisted and stretched, like a grotesque painting, and he stands at the center and drifted with the current.


“Where is this?”


Ji Wuxiu looked around with a trace of fear and panicked expression on his face.


【Ding! The system starts successfully. Hello host. 】


The stereotyped voice sounded at this moment, which made Ji Wuxiu instantly energized. He was not afraid that the sound came so suddenly and strangely, he was afraid that he would be thrown into this strange space until the end of the world.


“Hello… hello.” Ji Wuxiu swallowed nervously.


Anyway, he has also read many system type novel, and he has a vague understanding of what was going on.


【This system is called “I rely on selling Meng to upgrade. Will you bind with it?” 】


I rely on selling meng … to upgrade?
Ji Wuxiu whispered in his heart, his expression was strange.


The name seems …


Ji Wuxiu thought flashed, and the stereotyped voice came from his ear again.


【The binding is complete. It is detected that your original body is dead, and a new body is being created for you. I hope you can use it happily. 】


“I haven’t agreed yet …” Ji Wuxiu didn’t expect that the system could operate like this, and decided everything on it’s own initiative.


The grotesque and distorted space in front of him disappeared instantly, and a feeling of squeezing his soul came, making Ji Wuxiu’s eyes darken and completely fainted.


He don’t know how long after that, there seems to be birds singing in his ears, and it is very pleasant, the air is filled with a forest-like atmosphere, fresh and pleasant.


Ji Wuxiu moved his eyelids to wake up, and stare at the sky, it was a clear blue sky without any trace of cloud, crystal clear like a sapphire. He was also surrounded by dense forests and bushes.


“Where is this?”


Ji Wuxiu didn’t feel any emotion for the beauty in front of him, but got up in a panic. The next second, he was stunned by the furry paws in front of him.


This … what the hell is this?


Ji Wuxiu was scared back a few steps, and the furry claws seemed to be dominated by himself, and completed the move backward, although the whole set of actions seemed very clumsy and slow.


Is this my … hand


Ji Wuxiu’s throat was dry, and he even wanted to laugh awkwardly.


This joke is not funny at all.


Vaguely, he seemed to remember what the system said before, and instantly realized that all this must be done by the system.


“Wu … wuwu.”


—System, you come out!


Ji Wuxiu’s eyes widened in disbelief, and he faintly called the system again.


“Wuuwu!” The tender cry with a hint of softness, like a coquettish.


This is definitely not his own voice.
Ji Wuxiu let another whimper, calling the system anxiously.


【Ding! Host, please be assured that this system can perceive your thoughts through brain waves, please talk to this system in your heart. 】


Ji Wuxiu suppressed his complicated thoughts and forced himself to calm down.


“What exactly is going on?”


Thought flashed quuckly in his heart, and the system quickly responded.


【Because your body has been completely destroyed, this system has created a new body for you to resurrect smoothly. 】


Ji Wuxiu’s paws were shaking more violently, and his mood was very restless, but he still carefully suggested in his heart, “Can’t you create the same body for me as before?”


The tone of the system is cold, with a hint of reason:【Because the full name of this system is called I Rely on Selling Meng to Upgrade, your previous body does not meet the requirements of this system at all. 】


Ji Wuxiu retorted subconsciously: “Where do I not meet the requirements?”


【Please Host, go see your new body by the river. 】


Ji Wuxiu couldn’t wait to roll his eyes, but he still choose to obey the system. He awkwardly steered the body to the river and walked upright with his clumsy feet on the ground. This strong changes made him very irritable. He want to curse people.


But now, he can only swallow.


After finally climbing to the river, Ji Wuxiu patted his face, and was so frightened that he sat down and leaned back and forth.

“This … this is it?” Ji Wuxiu swallowed and finally began to look at himself seriously.


From the paws to the upper body, they are covered with black fur, like wearing a vest, while the abdomen has soft and white fur.


What shocked him the most was that the reflection on the river was a face that looked extraordinarily innocent, with dark circles covering the eyes, drooping and innocent, and two semi-circular black ears on top of his head. Even himself, the urge to reach out and squeeze involuntarily emerged at first glance.


It’s too-adorable.


It seems that the panda he possesses seems to be only a few months old, naive, immature and harmless.


【Ding! Does the Host understand now? 】


Ji Wuxiu looked stunned: “I’ve been taught …”


Even if his original body is excellent, it is absolutely impossible to compare to the cuteness that the world has dumped for this—the National Treasure Panda!
But……


“What does this have to do with me?” Ji Wuxiu asked the system in his heart.


Even if the panda is cute, again, he still wants his original body.


【Host, your body has been completely destroyed, you can only use this body to survive, and strive to obtain meng value, and you can have a human form after you reach a certain level. 】


The stereotyped voice was as calm as ever, but this sentence was full of temptation when Ji Wuxiu heard it. He also knew that his body had been destroyed, and now he can only count on this system.


“So what is this Meng value? How do you get it?” Ji Wuxiu asked in his heart.


【Ding! The Meng value is obtained by selling meng to creature who adores you. Every time you sell meng, you must act with something new, creative, and fresh, that makes the creatures want to stop, and their heart must tremble to succeed. The Meng value will successfully obtain through the other party’s mood fluctuations. 】


Ji Wuxiu was expressionless with a panda face, feeling so heavy that he wanted to drink and play cards.


He is a dignified man, and he will have a living by selling Meng from now on.
This fucking life may really not be good.

Seemingly, feeling the despair of the host, the silent system suddenly came up and said:【Host, the more meng value you harvest, the more your combat effectiveness will increase accordingly. 】


The black and white creature by the river seemed to tremble, and the furry face were still lifeless, but due to the drooping dark circles, the desperate face of the panda became silly and harmless.


“Let me have a quiet place first.” Ji Wuxiu, the little panda who had now seemed to be only a few months old, sighed heavily.


After a long time, the Panda who wanted to drink and play cards, took a long time to crawl up, and his face is as silly as ever.


It seems that in the future, he will really need to make a living out of this.
Although it is shameful to think about it.


But for the great and noble dream, everything can be sacrificed.


【Ding! Now that you’re up, better try to adapt to this body quickly! 】


Ji Wuxiu thought for a while and felt that the system was right. He started to work hard to adapt to control the body, moving forward on all fours with alternating steps. The whole movement was clumsy and slow.


His new body is only a few months old and there is no way to compare with an adult panda.


But Ji Wuxiu continued to exercise with patience while talking to the system in his heart.


“Oh, system, where is this place?”


【Ding! This system doesn’t know. 】


Ji Wuxiu’s eyes widened, and he paused slightly, “You brought me here, why don’t you know?”


The other systems in the novels he read are omnipotent and omniscient.


【Host, this system is upgraded by selling Meng. It is different from other fabulous Jian goods systems. It requires no effort, no hard work, and no talents are needed. You only need to sell Meng, and the points will be available. 】

Ji Wuxiu: “What you said makes sense, I have nothing to say.”


But speaking of something, Ji Wuxiu was curious.


“As a system, don’t you have any tasks that I need to complete?”


【Ding! This system is upgraded by selling Meng. No other system is so fancy, you only need to work hard to study how to sell new ideas, how to sell creativity, and how to sell meng that makes people and other creatures want to raise you. Only by doing this can you easily conquer all creatures. 】


Ji Wuxiu was silent for a while, and praised against his will: “Great.”


The sun hanging in the sky quickly set down the mountain.
The creature lying on the tree licked it’s mouth, staring at the little prey not far away, and it’s pupils reflected a blank look.
It has lived here for so long and has never seen such an ugly animal.
Never!


After Ji Wuxiu walked for a while, he was exhausted and panting. He quickly found a strong tree trunk and sat down with his butt. His body suddenly look like a fluffy bun.


Ah really comfortable.


Mr. Panda leaned lazily on the tree trunk. His postures were extremely skillful, and he whistled like a rogue.
Although the nonsense whistle turns into a gentle hum.


He looked around, scratching his belly, and the fluffy flesh shuddered.

The Author [Yòu Mò] has something to say:

I started writing! It’s been a long time. QAQ I hopes everyone to like this book!!!!
For me, I’m a little nervous, I don’t know if this book has improved compared to the previous one. But I’m still happy~I hope everyone will comment on it!
I love you!

Translator’s Note:


Welcome to this meng meng story!! This looks great and fluffy so we’ll try on this together! I hope it doesn’t disappoint. I’ll translate it while reading. Hmm~


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